Swamp Ass
Above and beyond anything else I might have learned while spending two summers marching with Cavaliers (and believe me, there was plenty) was that Gold Bond was the best friend you could find on tour. It's not a good idea to be outside sweating up a storm and wearing constricting clothing during the summer. If you're not careful you might end up with some... let's just say "uncomfortable chafing". Gold Bond to the rescue. I recommend it both as relief after a day outside getting hot and sweaty, and as a preventative measure before heading out for a jog, to play tennis, or whatever.
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Let's give credit for that term, shall we?
"Humidity leads to sweat, sweat leads to damp tightie whities, damp tightie whities leads Swamp Ass, Swamp Ass leads to...well, I won't go on and on this year about the 'h'-word, but let's just say I love my new air-flo seat cushion for work and car." - Jimbo, June 20, 2003
Posted by: jimbo | May 9, 2006 06:04 PM
My old roommate of 12 years used to march for Suncoast. Oy vey, the damn videos of DCI!!! All the time!
Posted by: Joe.My.God. | May 15, 2006 04:25 PM