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February 28, 2006

Better Late than Never

Boo-urns.jpgFinally finished dealing with the photos from the weekend. Lucky for those of you that were there, I have edited these heavily, and "tweaked" things a tad with Photoshop. If you don't like my tweaks, drop me a comment and I'll see what I can do (all comments are screened).

I love having my camera at events like these. Too many drinks cloud my memory, but my immortalizer gives me a much better chance of piecing together the events of the night. I never would have remembered that painted pig from the walk home. The grits though - I could never forget those grits.

Please Hold

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There are so many photos from the weekend, it's taking me forever to sort through them and get them all captioned and online. One cup rice, two cups water. Simma! Above: Jimbo and Sean do their best to shake it off. Or something.

Blowoff was outstanding. Excellent. I arrived in a good mood, after tapas and splitting two bottles of Sangria at Jaleo. Tom and I arrived at Blowoff just as the doors were opening, but technically we were late as the real hardcore fans were being sequestered in the backbar. Inside at the coat check line we ran into Carl, George, and Joe. Introductions and catching up ensued.

As we made our way though the crowd, I see Sean and Chemistry Lad point at me and shout out "I was saying Boo-urns!!!!" (I'll make sense when you see the photos, I hope.) I knew it was going to be a rockin' night. Dinger and Dumbek showed up too, both looking great as usual. Jimbo was advertising himself as wingman for the evening. Chrisafer said hi again, and introduced me to Beaverhousen John. It's becoming part of my DC ritual to meet new bloggers every time I'm out and about.

The place was rockin' Saturday night. My club experiences have been pretty limited overall, but this night was definitely a hilight. Remix me some very eclectic selections and you will make me a happy, happy boy. Check out the set. Drunk as I was by the end of the night, I distinctly remember the crowd roaring when The Killers played. I also know I danced like a stupid whiteboy fool to Missy Elliot. The 4-song live set was great too. The people were focused and appreciative. I can't wait for the upcoming CD.

I reconnected with my Bartender Vixen as well during the evening. She was hiding at the upstairs bar. I think I even met Andrew Sullivan at the upstairs coatcheck. (Note to self: There's an upstairs coatcheck). More sexy photos ensued. Gonna get artistic with the Photoshop and see what happens. After a couple of shots and a cup of bad idea, we ventured back downstairs and danced until 3 with our shirts off like crazy fools. It was FUN, yo!

Then, onto Ben's Chili Bowl, which was surrounded by cops due to a shooting on that block where an innocent bystander was killed in an argument over a parking space. We were oblivious at the time, and enjoyed our midnight snack. (Note to self: No more chili past midnight - ever.)

Oh, and Happy Mardi Gras ya'll !

February 26, 2006

Blowoff Recap (is coming)

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MY weekend in D.C. was outstanding in many ways, all of which I will recap in this space when I'm not exhausted. Good to see all of you again. In the mean time, just the one photo - I promise to have a gallery up by the end of the day Monday.

February 24, 2006

Out the door!

I'm outta here for the weekend. Yep, you guessed it, back to D.C.

That is, if I can get off the damn phone at work!

February 21, 2006

Back and Busy (ish)

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Now back to regularly scheduled nonsense. I have a ton of photos to post from my unplanned trip to NC. A lot of old family photos, some creepy graveyard stuff, and wobbly jello treats. I also had the best landing in New York ever. The pilot called it an "Expressway Landing", which meant if you were on the left side of the plane you got a beautiful view of New Jersey's oil refineries, Staten Island's landfills, the Statue of Liberty, Manhattan, Shea Stadium and the National Tennis Center. All of this, then the plane makes a sharp left and touches down and slams on the brakes. Those runways at LGA are short, yo!

Tonight I went to the Roosevelt Field Mall to try finding a brown sportcoat to wear at my remaining three grad school interviews. No such luck, although the guy at Bloomingdale's let me try on a $1000+ jacket that I liked, but was "European Cut", meaning my American gut was showing. Nordstrom's was a bust, as was Macy's. I also thought ahead and went by the Apple Store, hoping they'd be able to replace my tab key and maybe tighten my LCD hinge. (Nobody likes a floppy LCD) Unfortunately, they didn't have time to help me because they were "so busy" meaning that too many 14 year old girls were in line ahead of me with pink iPod mini problems. I tried waiting them out and got online in the store, but it just wasn't happening for me. At one point, one of the staff members wearing a "genius" shirt walks by me, and asks, "ooh, is that a new Mac Book Pro?". And I'm all, "um... hello... this is a 4 year old TiBook that's scratched to hell!"

Genius my ass.

February 18, 2006

R.I.P. Papaw

PapawKidsBeach1984.jpgSummers as a kid I mostly spent in North Carolina with my grandparents. At first it was with the whole family, and later I'd spend the entire summer vacation with them. The earliest memories I have of my grandfather are of him standing at his workbench spitting his chewing tobacco out the window while making picture frames. I don't remember exactly when he quit. The rest of the time we were at the beach. I vividly remember fishing on the pier, baking under the hot sun. Mamaw would slather me in SPF 6 sunscreen in a vain attempt to protect my pasty whiteness. I used tiny bits of shrimp or cutbait, and rarely caught anything worth keeping. I was very good at losing tackle and wasting bait.

When we weren't fishing, Papaw would take me out into the bay in the john boat as the tide was going out. We'd stay in the bay until the tide came back in and there was enough water to float back to the dock. The day was supposed to be spent digging clams. I ran about playing with half-dried jellyfish, swatting horse-flies, and avoiding the crabs that pinched at my toes. My rusty clam rake lay idle the whole day, and I never reached my quota of 100 clams. Ever. I sure did collect plenty of pretty shells and odd sea critters - much to the chagrin of Papaw and Mamaw.

There were rare occasions that I was allowed to stay home with Mamaw, back before they had air conditioning installed in the beach house. I only had to disappear for a few hours after lunch when the other ladies arrived to play bridge. Luckily, I was trustworthy enough to be allowed to visit the arcade by myself for an hour at a time. How I saved those precious quarters.

Evenings at the beach were spectacularly boring. If I was home in the afternoon I tried to claim ownership of both the recliner and the remote control. This ownership only ever lasted through the Golden Girls and Designing Women - sometimes into Jeopardy. There was also the permanant TV trump card. If the Braves were playing ball, the TV was showing it. I learned to despise the nights when the Braves were playing. Somehow though, I always had plenty of quarters when I needed to escape to the arcade.

Papaw was almost 84 years old when he died last Sunday.

February 15, 2006

Snow Rut

SnowyNight.jpgLast snow photo for a while, I promise. Tonight at 7 pm the temperature here was 56 °F and a lot of the snow is melted and gone. Of course the giant piles are still around, but the grass is starting to show through in parts of the yard. I love the ups and downs.

With any luck, the fog will be burned off early enough tomorrow so I wont be delayed in my unscheduled trip to North Carolina. I haven't ever flown a United flight operated by US Airways, so this should be interesting.

February 13, 2006

Snow Cream Recipe

SnowCreamIngreedients.jpgWhat do you do with all that snow that's laying about? After a fresh snow, it's possible to make a sort of ice-cream treat using a few standard household ingreedients. What do you need?

1. Snow - in a big bowl
2. Vanilla - for flavor
3. Sugar - for sweetness
4. Evaporated Milk - for creaminess

Pour some evaporated milk into the snow, and add 2 teaspoons of vanilla. Then sprinkle some sugar all over it. Stir stir stir! Keep adding milk and sugar and vanilla until it reaches the consistency that you'd consider ingesting it, and then it's done. Not sweet enough? Add more sugar and stir. That's basically it. I'm sure you can add nuts or syrup or whatever to it, but I'm used to the standard recipe - or rather non-recipe since I didn't actually lay out specific amounts for most things. Hey, it's just snow!

February 12, 2006

Blizzard 2006

JeffinSnow.jpgSure, it starts with one inch, slowly causing the roads to get slippery. Then before you know it, all major airpots in the area are closed and there are two feet of snow on the ground. It wreaks havoc on transportation in general, but it's very pretty.

SnowAngel.jpgAfter spending a few hours with the landlords removing the snow from the driveway, it was time to play! I got the roommate rounded up and we attempted to make a snowman in the back yard. The snow was uncooperative, being way too dry, so we just jumped around in big piles of it. Eventually, the cold got the better of us and we came inside to have a cup of tea. I even shared the secret recipe for Snow-cream with the roommate. Perhaps I'll write about that tomorrow.

And Now We Get Winter

Snow2.11.jpgBring on the Blizzard! Reports were sketchy at first, but it appears we are actually getting the predicted snowstorm. Why couldn't this have happend on Sunday night into Monday? I really could use a nice snow day to sit at home and watch movies and drink tea instead of being at work. We had our annual winter party for the lab tonight, probably my last one. The boss's house isn't exactly decorated how I would do it, but there's quite a lot of oak, and I can't complain about that. The snow started accumulating during the party, and I suddenly had the urge to wish people a Merry Christmas.

I wanted to go on the Blarg Hop that was happening in Manhattan tonight, but it just wasn't in the cards. I also would have loved to be in the city during the snow to take photos of the snow. I guess suburban photos will have to do for now. I want to go sledding, but there are so few hills on this blasted island.

February 09, 2006

I Didn't Have To Ask

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I love that the smog over the New York area causes beautiful sunsets most days, especially when the clouds look pretty. At least something comes of it.

At lunch today in the cafeteria the European Union and I were having a typical lunch. Doctors, Patients, Staff members, all going about their day as usual. The cafeteria is a fairly open space, and the noise level around 12:30 PM is usually a dull roar. I hardly notice a man with a cane sit down at the table next to us, but I hear him shout, "DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT!" after his iced tea hits the floor.

The woman directly facing him immediately gets up, touches his arm gently, and says, "I'll get you some help." He is grateful. The Europeans are amazed. As the man struggles to open his plastic to-go container a woman from 2 tables down gets up to assist him. She even helps him move to the opposite side of the table so he's as far from the spill as possible. More amazement from the Europeans. The dull roar in the cafeteria is as quiet as possible for the next 20 minutes. There's a sociology experiment in here somewhere.

They agree that in Europe no one would ever get up to help this man. He's obviously a bit disheveled in his appearance and with the shouting, probably a bit off mentally. E remarks that in America there always seems to be someone there to help you at the moment you expect to be utterly alone. And when you do expect help, at customer service for instance, it's impossible to obtain. And, people are aggressive and selfish drivers here. But at other times so very helpful. It really is a curious bit of the culture here.

When we get up to leave, the man is happily enjoying his lunch and I smile that there are good people in the world. Some of them in my cafeteria.

February 08, 2006

Welcome to Long Island

JeffTomChili.jpgInstead of trekking it to D.C. for the weekend, Tom came to visit me here on LawngAyelund. The weather didn't cooperate initially, but the rain finally cleared up. I drove him around in the rain for a while, doing my best to hilight the non-crappy parts of the island. I bought some Jelly Beans at the candy store, and then we went for a Guinness in a dive bar. I introduced him to the folks from the lab initially at the Outback Steakhouse, and then Sunday at a Super Bowl party.

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Oh, and we made kickass chili! Fo Shizzle! I was chopping onions for about 20 seconds and my eyes started burning and crying, so Tom insisted that I wear safety goggles. Yeah, I'm a big science nerd and I own safety goggles. You know the chili recipe is great when it includes lines such as, "Pour 2 shots of tequila. Add one to the chili, drink the other." We did have to scale it down from the original 10 pound recipe, and scale up to 2 chefs. In the end, we had 5+ pounds of medium spicy chili. 4 hours. Simma! I thought it tasted great, and we received many compliments during the Super Bowl. I was expecting to take some of it home, since there was a lot of food at the party - but 15 people tore up our chili bowl! I only got to eat a little bit for leftovers. Or maybe I'm remembering incorrectly.

Chili-Beans.jpg I feel like the photos do not do it justice, maybe I should have consulted a food stylist. I think I know one of those. Somewhere. The visit was great fun, and Tom even got to spend a day in the lab, working remotely on Monday, where we continued to receive flatulent flattering comments about the chili.

February 02, 2006

Oh... Hells No!

RoadFromHell.jpgHrm... Interesting. Seems that someone at the D.O.T. has decided to install traffic sensing rubber hoses on my street. Lucky for me, they're right by my house. In fact, they're literally 50 feet from my bedroom window. I'm LOVING the increased noise level as cars drive over them.

The following Questions and Answers were given to me last night by my resident traffic engineer, B.C.:

Q: So, hypothetically, how long are such things left on the road?
A: Those are speed calculators, so maybe a week.

Q: And, um, hypothetically, how much trouble would I get into for removing them?
A: None, unless you get caught.

Q: And, HYPOTHETICALLY, what tools would I require?
A: Probably none, after I got a look at it this morning, unless I wanted to dismantle the whole contraption, but that seems like too much work.

February 01, 2006

Artsy Fartsy

StainedGlass.jpgPretty, yes? I thought so, too. Except when I see this photo I just notice the spherical abberation caused by the smallish lens on my ultra-compact digicam. So, fine, to get pictures like this to come out perfect I'd need a view camera (and better lighting, but anyway...) which is heavy, huge, and definitely not pocket friendly. Still, it could be worse, like a blurry cameraphone pic.