Why are you up so late?
I stay up late. I'm a night owl. Yeah, it's a pain in the ass when I have to wake up be somewhere early in the morning. But right now it's all worth it. You know why? I'm watching the Bangles video for "Walk Like an Egyptian" on VH1 Classic! Classic 80's song plus cheesy video effects? You just can't go wrong.
Now, if only I can find a rerun of Jem and the Holograms. She's truly outrageous. Truly truly truly outrageous.