Too damn true
Many times while wandering the streets and subways of New York City, I overhear really odd things that I sometimes feel that other people might find amusing. Thankfully, there is already a website for that. overheardinnewyork.com. I offer you a sample:
Fat Eating Fat: Irony or Hate Crime?Fat lady #1: Excuse me, could you move over?
Thin woman: Well, I can't move over anymore.
Fat lady #1: Excuse me, could you move over?
Fat lady #2: There is no way you're going to fit in that space.
Fat lady #1: If you moved over I could. I'm not fat like you.
Fat lady #2: Not only are you fat, but you're crazy. You think I'm fat? Get away before I eat you.--E train