Hospital Attack!
“A patient is brutally slashed inside a Staten Island Hospital, and it's happened before!”
“Children stalked in the suburbs”
“A cat and mouse game between police and bikers. Are police throwing in the towel when it comes to illegal parking?”
TONIGHT AT 11PM!
My news is so over the top. It doesn't even matter which local station I choose, WCBS, WNBC, WABC, and even FOX. *gasps* Now I'm so accustomed that it hardly phases me, but when you actually think about what they're saying it's too much. At least is segues nicely into the dick jokes on The Daily Show.