I'm having a lame superbowl. As such, I'm going to be trying to redesign my website. So I'll be scanning some photos, web surfing, and blogging about the commercials.
This could be very lame and boring, so be warned It's typed in real time and only verly lightly edited. Here we go.
Bud Light - eh, boring.
Pizza Hut - Jessica Simpson and the Muppets. I'm glad they matched Jessica with her intellectual equals. Semi-humorous, but do I really want 4 small square personal pan pizzas? I don't think so.
Ford GT - Dumb commercial. I'm not lusting. It looks too much like a Ferrari or Lambroghini
Bud Light - Dog fetches beer. Other dog bites man's crotch. Hah.
FedEx - Alien who says use FedEx. WTF?!?!? That was dumb. Apparently I don't get it.
Dodge Magnum - Monkey on a guy's back. Big red station wagon. Still not cool.
Pepsi - The bears raid a cabin in the woods, then go use a fake ID to buy Pepsi. It was kinda cool.
AOL 9.0 - the guys from All American Chopper are working for AOL? That's so sad.
Van Helsing - this movie is either going to be wicked cool or wicked bad. And Hugh Jackman is always good. Vampires and Ghouls. Excellent.
Bud Light - the bikini wax. *full body shudder*
Troy - I love period Epics. Orlando Bloom is always good, too.
H&R Block - The Willie Nelson Doll giving advice. Yeah, you should give that kid a "shellack'in", Don Zimmer. Funny.
Chevy Aveo - Basketball players are not buying that car. No way. We do not live in France (thank God).
50 First Dates - Dull commercial. This movie looks to be standard Adam Sandler fare.
Budweiser - the Ref who can take a screaming at. LOVE IT!
Monster.com - Guy goes for a job interview... and? Stupid
Everybody Loves Raymond - except me. I hate Raymond. That show blows.
Sierra Mist - Where's Wallace? *cackles* Getting some steam up his kilt of course! That's awesome! Kid says, "That's so wrong, Dad" *cackles* These commercials are great. This is my favorite so far.
Levitra - yeah, that's pretty blatant, Throwing a football through a tire swing in an advert about erectile disfunction. Classy. Thanks Ditka.
More Movie Ads... I'm skipping them from now on unless they're good. Because mostly they're boring.
Budweiser - I was born a donkey, but dreamed of being a Clydesdale. Hair extension on his lower legs. Um... this could have been good, but then it ends up stupid.
The Alamo - Hrm... could be good. Period epic and all.
Pepsi and iTunes - RIAA prosecuted kids starring in the ad. I woner if they got paid. That girl has a thick Long Island accent. Rock Star. I can't wait to get some free songs from drinking Mtn Dew.
Mitsubishi - Galant v. Camry These commercials have such good music. Kinda average though.
Bud Light - A romantic date on a horse-drawn carriage. He even has a candle for her, how nice. Horse farts on girl's lit candle. *cackles* That's hilarious.
Phillip Morris - Don't smoke kids.
Charmin - Quarterback rubs the Center's "toilet paper" HAH. Ass grabbers. Tag line: for your end zone...
Starsky & Hutch - That could be funny. I like Owen Wilson.
Pepsi - Mo'Nique and the "Just a Friend" song. She needs to be stopped. And now that horrible hook is in my brain. "Baby yooouuuu, got what I neeeeeed".
IMB - Young blond kid sees Mohammed ali. Decides to use Linux. Shake up the world. I guess so. Or he could just try rapping and make friends with Obie Trice and Fifty Cent. Does Eminem use Linux?
Visa - Beach Volleyball in the snow, that's awesome! Watch the Olympics.
Secret Window - with Johnny Depp. Possibly decent.
Chevrolet - Kids with bars of soap in their mouths. A yellow car makes the kid say "Holy S***" Hence the soap. Great ad.
Lays - Old people fight over chips. she pushes him to get the chips, then he pushes her, but she has his teeth so he can't eat them. Damn. Then the young guy comes by and takes them. Damn Whippersnappers. Clever, but not great.
AOL High Speed - Featuring the Chopper guys. Launches a guy into space. Lame.
NFL - Football players are inspired by us to play. Yeah right. I'm sure the money has nothing to do with it. Is it really necessary to advertise the NFL during the Super Bowl?
Vegas - yep, just another day in Vegas. Love Vegas.
Fort Freestar - Boring commercial for a minivan. *yawn*
EuroTrip - No actual Europenas were harmed in the filming of this movie. Darn.
NFL Channel - Various NFL greats sing "Tomorrow" It's actually sorta neat. Yep, tomorrow, we're all undefeated. Kinda cool.
Was Samulel L. Jackson advertising March Madness on CBS subliminally? That's dirty.
Microsoft - you see the full potential. The full potential for what? Evil? Dull commercial. No comment.
Sierra Mist - athelete jumps from roof into pitcher of ice water. Funny. It will get old fast.
Bud Light - Monkey hitting on girl. It's kinda funny.
Staples - Supply Supervisor as the Godfather. HAH! This is by far the best commercial I've seen so far today. People trading pastries for supplies. Great ad.
Cialis - Yet another erection pill? I'm so glad I'm going to have choices if I have this problem when I get old.
Monster - People exerscising, getting dressed, showering. They got jobs. Dumb ad.
NFL Network - Rich Eisen is a dork.
Hidalgo - a big epic. Have we had enough yet?
Gilette - this commercial definitely beats the Shick commercial with 4 blades.
The Bahamas - a guy is literally "island hopping" totally cool. I want to do that.
McDonalds - dumb commercial.
Budweiser - A guy is driving like crazy to return lipstick to a woman about to board a plane. Except it's not hers. Snap.
Budwieser - Doormen commenting on people arriving at an event. Must be nice to be a movie star... or a designated driver. Average.
Mastercard - Simpsons ad. Stupid voice over. HAH! Homer argues with the voice over of the mastercard "priceless" ad. Fantastic.
AOL - Another stupid Highspped ad
Nextel - Ernhardt Jr. You're in - he drives across the football field and then does cookies in the endzone. Kinda dumb.
Budweiser - Thanks for checking ID's for kids who go out looking like hoochies. They can get others to buy them beer.
Truth - Shards o' Glass Freeze pops. There's no such thing as a safe one. Don't eat them. Visit shardsoglass.com. Don't smoke either.
7up - A million dollars for anyone who can dunk on the hoop on the back of that truck. These ads are so old and lame.
The Anti Drug - A bunch of rewinding lives. Stop your kids from doing this while you still can. Decent commercial, but everyone is so drunk at this point the meaning is lost.
Cadillad SRX V6 - A silent commercial. A car spnning out and then saying wow... then the sound catches up. Yeah, because that car is breaking the sound barrier. I've been fairly disappointed by car commercials so far.
The Ladykillers - Tom Hanks loves the bootie. Or something.
AOL High Speed - these stupid-ass low budget commercials are getting on my damn nerves.
Pepsi - *cackles* A young James Hendricks buys a guitar after getting a pepsi from an old vending machine. Across the street is an accordion shop with a coke machine outside. Text : That was a close one. I enjoyed that a lot.
AIG - An analogy of football to financial planning for college. It's been done.
Subway - If you eat Subway you can be mean to people. Stop trying to bring back van art, and no Wang Chung reunion tour. *cackles* That's great. And I usually hate Subway ads.
Bud Light - guys with paintball guns shooting the guy with the beer. Semi-funny.
Is Survivor on yet?